Okay, this is the first time I've ever ... filked, would you call it?
I'm rising to a challenge (or sinking to one, depending on how you
view the results) and posting this and another one that I wrote the
other night.

The certain persons responsible for my questionable efforts shall
remain nameless (much to their relief, I'm sure). Unless, of course,
they continue to give me grief. In which case, I'll expose them to
the world and then you can give *them* grief. (Insert diabolical
laughter) Consider yourselves warned. <weg>

As always, the "Forever Knight" television series and its characters
are not mine. (Darn it!) I'm merely borrowing them for my own insane
pleasure.

Permission is granted to archive this story at Mel Moser's FK fanfic
site and the FK ftp site. If anyone else would like it, by all means
ask.



My Vamp (A filk)
by Cindy Ingram
February 1999
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This is set in the wake of "Last Knight." Picture Natalie singing it
to the tune of "My Man" from the Barbra Streisand musical, "Funny
Girl."
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Oh, my vamp, I love him so,
He'll never know.
When he takes me in his arms,
Those deadly charms!
Then he bites me on the neck,
without a peck.
Awwww, heck!

It's so cold here on the floor,
And kinda sore
Where he bit my neck; now he is such a wreck.
But whatever my vamp is, I am his
Forever more.

It's my fault, I should have said
Take me to bed!
He just didn't have a klew
What to do.
Just a quick smack on the wrist
Is all I got.
Thanks a lot!

It's so cold here on the floor,
And kinda sore
Where he bit my neck; now he is such a wreck.
But whatever my vamp is, I am his
For-eeee-verrrrr mooooore!


Comments, complaints and lavish words of praise to:
"Cindy Ingram" <cgi271@airmail.net>
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My FK fiction page:
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