Carrie Ann, Bad Fiction Judge!
Carrie Ann was asked to judge the Forever Knight Unnamed Faction's "Really Bad Slash Fiction in Seven Paragraphs" contest (dreamed up by UF ListCobra Julia Kocich and me over a bottle of wine at LCA 2002). 

(Right) She listens intently as I explain the judging procedures to her:

  1. I write the title of each entrant in the contest on a slip of paper.
  2. The papers are distributed on the living room carpet in the dark, so I can't see what is written on them.
  3. A small piece of Pupperoni is placed on each slip of paper.
  4. Carrie Ann is released from the video room (where she was watching CSI with Mom).
  5. The first paper she snacks from is the winner!
(Left) Carrie Ann chooses a winner! Congratulations to Allison, author of the exceedingly bad "Interlude"!